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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Do not vote!

The Voting Ritual by Butler Shaffer
To create a system which, by definition, enjoys a legal monopoly on the use of force, and then allow that system to become the judge of its own authority, is an error of such enormity that one can only wonder why grown men and women would be surprised to discover such powers being “abused.” Creating the system is the abuse. Directing our criticism to members of the present cast while overlooking the backers of the play – who have substitute performers waiting in the wings – exceeds the bounds of innocence. It is like placing a bowlful of candy in front of a number of small children, and expecting the candy not to be touched in your absence.

"if voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal" -- Emma Goldman

Friday, October 13, 2006

My new favorite ejaculation

Also from the Penn Jillette radio show:

"Jesus Christ puking on a monkey!"

And btw, for you disgustingly minded folks...

ejaculation (n.): A sudden short exclamation, especially a brief pious utterance or prayer.

Things I've leared from Penn

Gleaned from the Penn Jillette radio show:

Q. A person addicted to drugs is said to have "a monkey on his (or her) back". Well, what does a drug addicted monkey have on its back?

A. A drunken rat

Wanna know why? It would take too long to explain. I think it's on this podcast.