A compendium of good rock band names

Suze is looking for good name for her friends' band. I suggested she check out Dave Barry's ever-growing list of good rock band names, culled from his innumerable articles. Among my favorites:

Heave
Squatting Turnips
Raymond Burr's Legs
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Short Shrift
Crab Shrapnel (for obvious reasons)
The Flying Shards
Bleeding Nipples
Nuclear Underpants