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Monday, June 20, 2005

Tom Cruise, you're a tool

Poor, put-upon Tom Cruise. He was squirted with water during the War of the Worlds premiere:
The actor was outside a movie theater in central London's Leicester Square on Sunday doing press interviews when a man squirted him with a water pistol disguised as a microphone, London's Metropolitan Police said.

Cruise initially appeared to laugh at the incident but then asked the prankster: 'Why would you do that?'

As the man gave a barely audible excuse, Cruise said: 'Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?' The prankster tried to walk away but Cruise reached across the metal barrier, held his arm and said: 'Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that ... it's incredibly rude.'

Luckily, police arrested the terrorist who perpetrated this crime and three others who were "filming" the "prank". They may be charged with assault.

Ship 'em to Gitmo. Anyone who would assault one of America's most beloved thespians obviously hates America and our freedoms, and doesn't deserve any of the god-given rights enjoyed by the people of this Christian nation. It's too bad summary execution is no longer an option.

UPDATE: My wife points out the irony in the fact that this guy might go to jail and Michael Jackson walks free.


  • Do you read Manolo's shoe blog?


    By Blogger suze, at 6:16 AM  

  • That's funny you should mention it. I've seen it in the past, and I just followed the link to it from your site yesterday. I dunno, there's just something about a shoe blog that makes me a little uneasy. Maybe it's just the way it's presented...

    By Blogger David, at 7:06 AM  

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