Neologisms - they're what's for breakfast!
This is what dashed through my head the first time I heard the word 'blog' -
School Secretary: Hi, Nancy, its Cheri, from the school. We need you to come get your daughter. She gagged on the liver and lima bean casserole at lunchtime and blogged all over her teacher.
Me: I'll be right there.
And if you don't know what "neologism" means, look it up, dumbass.