Does everyone know who Ann Coulter
is? Is she just a U.S. phenomenon? Well, anyway, she's a very conservative (in the neo-con sense) columnist who essentially takes the view that anyone not in line with the Republican talking points is a traitor. She's also mildly Ok looking, with long, aggressively blonde hair. It wouldn't be an overstatement to say that she is a polarizing writer.
Well, OMFG, if you want to soil your linens laughing, check this
out. I think it's not too much of a stretch to call it fan fiction.
Warning: not for the faint of heart or easily offended.