British Medical Experts Campaign for Long, Pointy Knife Control
The authors of an editorial in the latest issue of the British Medical Journal have called for knife reform. The editorial, 'Reducing knife crime: We need to ban the sale of long, pointed kitchen knives,' notes that the knives are being used to stab people as well as roasts and the odd tin of Spam.
Cinder blocks next on the list for banning? How about large, iron, anvils? Those always seemed to knock Wile E. Coyote for a loop.