Things women don't understand
And the first thing she says is, "...you could always get a little candle..."
To which I reply, "Men don't buy other men candles."
I then mention that he likes tea, so maybe a mug and some gourmet tea. So she thinks a bit more and says "Yes, and you could fill the mug with candy..."
At which point, I interrupt her with, "MEN DON'T BUY OTHER MEN CANDY!"
The things women don't understand...