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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Judge Jerkoff

How could I not comment on something like this?

Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court
Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.

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"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

C'mon Judge T, a disposable razor? At least go for one of those classy four-bladed deals if you're going to be shaving your balls while listening to lawyers present their cases.

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